Not sure about the strange tan lines this would give
Thought I’d love this bikini but it just felt likei was a mermaid and my boobs had been squashed and caught up in a fisherman’s net. I know dude boob is supposed to be sexy but this was out of control and I could have had someone’s eyes out if I turned around too quickly.
For the safety of everyone on the beach or by the pool I have returned this bikini. Just a boob disaster waiting to happen. Plus who on earth wants to have a net shape suntan???
Hello??? Honestly it would look ridiculous unless you want people queuing up to play noughts and crosses on your chest at the pool bar as part of the holiday entertainment
Rated -1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Poor, 0 is Good and 2 is Excellent
Rated -1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Small, 0 is Just Right and 2 is Large